Trip Stories

Composite stories checked 13 October 2026

Trip stories, one moment at a time

Composite trip stories about magic truffles, LSD, salvia, San Pedro and ayahuasca, built from published reports, each with duration, law and risks.

  1. Truffles
  2. LSD
  3. Salvia
  4. San Pedro
  5. Ayahuasca

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Staying in the Netherlands The strain the truffle story starts with: Dutch-Smart calls Mexicana its mildest, for a first time. Adults only, for use during your stay.

(1+1) Mexicana Magic Truffles Dutch-Smart (1+1) Mexicana Magic Truffles €14.95View at Dutch-Smart
Magic truffles calm 4 min read
  1. 0:00

    The afternoon the kitchen clock slowed down

    Two friends on a short stay in the Netherlands. A mild strain from a smartshop, a cleared afternoon, phones on silent.

  2. 0:35

    Nothing yet, then a lot of yawning. Cold hands. One of them asks whether the truffles are broken.

  3. 1:10

    The pattern on the curtain starts to drift. The kitchen clock seems to take longer over each second.

  4. 1:50

    A song they both know feels wider than the room. Laughing at the word "colander" for a full minute.

  5. 3:30

    Softer now. Tea, an orange, a long talk at the window about nothing in particular.

  6. 5:00

    Tired, hungry, quiet. They agree it was enough, and that the plan to stay in was right.

  7. The full story

    The afternoon the kitchen clock slowed down

    Composite story, assembled from published reports, not one person's experience, with duration, law and risks.

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LSD mundane 3 min read
  1. 0:00

    Eleven hours, one basket of laundry

    A Sunday kept free. The blotter was tested the week before. The plan: stay home, no visitors.

  2. 0:50

    The floorboards have a grain nobody noticed before. A basket of clean laundry waits on the bed.

  3. 2:30

    Folding one T-shirt takes twenty minutes. Every fold looks like a decision with consequences.

  4. 4:00

    A text from a relative. Writing "fine, thanks" back feels like composing a letter.

  5. 7:00

    Still going. Toast, a shower, the same three songs on repeat. The day refuses to end.

  6. 11:00

    Awake at midnight, tired and clear. The laundry is folded. Badly.

  7. The full story

    Eleven hours, one basket of laundry

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Salvia divinorum funny 3 min read
  1. 0:00

    The sitter's sandwich

    Sitting low on a sofa, cushions all round. The sitter has a watch, a notebook and a cheese sandwich.

  2. 0:30

    The room tilts to the left, slowly, like a page someone is turning.

  3. 1:30

    The sitter is no longer a person. The sitter is part of the sandwich, and the sandwich is part of the wall.

  4. 4:00

    Trying to say something important. What comes out is "the floor is a sentence".

  5. 7:00

    The room clicks back into place. The sandwich is just a sandwich again. This is very funny.

  6. 15:00

    Laughing has stopped. The notebook says: sandwich, page, sentence. Nobody can explain it.

  7. The full story

    The sitter's sandwich

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San Pedro (mescaline) calm 3 min read
  1. 0:00

    A garden, a lawnmower and twelve slow hours

    Early start, a back garden, two people and a whole day with nothing else in it.

  2. 1:00

    Queasy. A bucket by the deck chair. The first hour is mostly about the stomach.

  3. 2:30

    The nausea fades. The hedge starts to glow at the edges, like sunlight held in the leaves.

  4. 4:30

    A neighbour starts a lawnmower. It sounds like an orchestra tuning, and that is fine.

  5. 8:00

    Still warm, still slow. Bread, soup, a blanket as the sun goes down.

  6. 24:00

    A heavy, quiet day after. Headache, early night, no regrets about the cleared diary.

  7. The full story

    A garden, a lawnmower and twelve slow hours

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Ayahuasca (DMT) difficult 3 min read
  1. 0:00

    The ceremony that was mostly hard work

    A group ceremony after dark, mats in a circle, a bucket next to each mat. Nobody says much.

  2. 0:45

    The taste lingers. Then the room hums, and the hum gets louder than the people in it.

  3. 1:30

    The purge comes in waves. The sounds of others doing the same fill the room.

  4. 2:30

    Fear without a subject. Hard to tell what is real. Holding the edge of the mat helps.

  5. 4:00

    A second cup is offered. Saying no takes all the remaining courage.

  6. 7 days

    Tired for days. Not sure what happened. Wishing someone had said more about this part beforehand.

  7. The full story

    The ceremony that was mostly hard work

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Substance
Tone

Before you try anything

Test what you have

A reagent test answers one question

Does the sample react like what it was sold as. It says nothing about strength, and it does not make a controlled substance legal. Dutch-Smart sells single-use tests for LSD and a general test for the most common drugs.

Staying in the Netherlands

Magic truffles, from mild to strong

Fresh truffles are legal to buy for adults in the Netherlands. For a first time, Dutch-Smart points to its mildest strains; the strong end is for people with experience. Use them during your stay, never across a border.

  1. Mild (1+1) Mexicana Magic Truffles Dutch-Smart (1+1) Mexicana Magic Truffles €14.95View at Dutch-Smart
  2. Middle Atlantis Magic Truffles Dutch-Smart Atlantis Magic Truffles €14.95View at Dutch-Smart
  3. Strong Hollandia Magic Truffles Dutch-Smart Hollandia Magic Truffles €17.95View at Dutch-Smart

Read the choice guide Start mild at Dutch-Smart

Every story on this site is a composite: assembled from patterns that come back again and again in published experience reports and studies, and never the account of one real person. There are no names, ages or places in them. Each one ends with the facts behind it: how long the substance lasts according to research, what the law says in the Netherlands, the UK and the US, and the risks that matter most.

How these stories are made

We read published experience reports, such as the collections in the Erowid Experience Vaults, alongside surveys and laboratory studies that describe what people go through. Details that turn up often become part of a story: the yawning before truffles start, the laundry that takes all afternoon on LSD, the laughter after salvia, the bucket at a San Pedro day or an ayahuasca ceremony. Rare and dramatic details are left out, unless they are the point.

The stories are told in a mix of tones on purpose. Most real reports are calm or ordinary, some are funny and some are hard. A site full of only beautiful or only frightening stories would give the wrong picture.

The clock differs more than people expect

The single most useful fact in many of these stories is how long it lasts. These are the figures we use, with sources on each story page.

SubstanceTypical durationSource
Salvia, smokedAbout 14 minutes on averageSurvey of 500 users, Baggott et al. 2010
Magic trufflesAbout 3 to 4 hours, not yet sober afterDRUGSinfo (Trimbos Institute)
AyahuascaPeak at 1.5 to 2 hours, roughly 4 to 6 hoursRiba et al. 2003; Brito-da-Costa et al. 2020
LSD8.2 hours on averageControlled study, Ley et al. 2023
Mescaline (San Pedro)11.1 hours on averageControlled study, Ley et al. 2023

What this site will not do

We do not give amounts, recipes or preparation methods for controlled substances, and we do not say where to get them. Of everything described here, only magic truffles and salvia are legal to buy in the Netherlands, and only for use there. For truffles, our guide from mild to strong explains how Dutch-Smart ranks its strains. Read more about who publishes this site on the about page.